• Garrett Miller

Welcome To Your Thursday Thunder!

Believe & Receive! Attract & Allow!


Life is all about balance. Especially in what you shove in your pie hole. I've never been good with balance, boundaries or portion control. And I'm a Libra. The scales should always be balanced. I'm the way unbalanced Libra who would love to eat a triple cheeseburger, large fries, Hawaiian pizza and top it off with a gallon of cookies & cream ice cream with Magic Shell for dessert. Sounds good to me! One thing I definitely don't get enough of in my diet is fruit. I'm all about the vegetables with #GLOP, but fruits - meh - I can take 'em or leave 'em. Despite the medically proven facts shown below - including warding off evil spirits or filling emotional emptiness - a fruit based #GLOP just doesn't sound quite as appetizing to me. Perhaps I'm not giving oranges enough of a chance. Then again, I do live next to the beach, so if a fire breaks out - I just need to run 4 blocks to the Pacific Ocean. I've thought these things out, my friends. Please know this is not a George Bush-esque ban on broccoli. I love fruit. It's just not something I'll go out and buy. It spoils before I eat it. Squash, tomatoes, carrots, onions, peppers - cook 'em up, throw some spicy vegetable juice in with a couple packets of fajita seasoning - wah-lah - #GLOP! If you like meat, throw in a couple of grilled chicken breasts into the Vitamix with #VeggieGlop and you've got a great #ProteinGlop. Even the most ardent opponents are brought to their knees when sampling #GLOP for the first time. No fruit #GLOP can do this. It's just science. And math. Don't forget about math. Probably calculus. Where are you balanced? Where are you off balance? Share your story and post your pictures here - it's time for me to get a workout in before racing off to the office to change the world for the better.


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